To the bank manager:

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To the bank manager that complimented my hair today,

Thanks, Darling!  You certainly didn’t have to do that.  I was going to bank with you today either way.  You do already hold my money.  Still, I enjoyed hearing it because I only had it done yesterday.  It was VERY expensive.  I wish I didn’t have to do it.

Bernadette, my hair lady, thinks I ought to have it colored far more frequently than I do.  She is right.  If I didn’t have to first remember to make the appointment, then psych myself into spending that kind of money on hair, and then have to spend all those hours in the chair listening to Bernadette tell me all about her Bible study group….well, I might go more frequently.

Please note: Bernadette is delightful.  Here Bible study group is delightful.  I, however, am not delightful and I’m exhausted by the whole, you know, talking to people thing.

Please also note: “Very” expensive means different stuff to different people, but dang, highlights do cost waaaay toooooo much!